Ok, so Thanks to the world wide web here’s a rundown of what is happening to me, apparently this week at 5 weeks preggers – My comments to these things are in red
Get ready! Shit, get ready already!?
You're in for some changes really, are you sure? you mean I can't have a 9lb baby without my body changing?
During pregnancy, you'll lose your waist great my waist was my best assest, your breasts may grow an entire cup size yay and to think all I needed to do was to get preggers not have implants and your rib cage and hips will widen shite, what the hell they gonna look like after two buses wide instead of one.
You'll look and feel more padded THANK YOU, when I am overly emotional already you wanna tell me I’m going to look PADDED!!!! WTF? all over, though probably not so much that strangers will know you're pregnant for some time yep I’m just gonna look like I’m getting fat Your hair (on your body and head), facial complexion and the pigment on your nipples and elsewhere may be changing, too.
Ok…. So let me get this straight, I’m 5 weeks in and you wanna take away my waist, increase my boobs to enormous instead of big (without charging me or having surgery?), make me as wide as two busses in the hip region, PAD me up but no-one will know I’m pregnant, then change my complexion, hair and my freaking nipples?
Well blow me I can’t wait for Week 6!